Best Masturbator Sales in May 2026 at a Glance:
Masturbation May at Babeland
Babeland
Get up to 69% off select toys
Masturbating May at Bellesa
Bellesa
Get up to 60% off with code 60MAY
Masturbation May at Lovehoney
Lovehoney
Get up to 50% off select toys
May it be the best time to focus on yourself. The weather is heating up, some of you are graduating or starting new chapters, and the vibes (pun intended) are generally good. No wonder Good Vibrations established National Masturbation Month in May 1995. (This was after Bill Clinton, of all people, fired US Surgeon General Dr. Joycelyn Elders for suggesting masturbation should be taught about sex. High school would probably be a lot easier if that were the case, but I digress.)
I tested 100+ sex toys. Here are the 15 funnest toys I’ve ever owned.
If you’re looking for an excuse to buy a new sex toy (“just because” is a valid excuse!), I’ve got 15+ below. In honor of masturbating in May, I’ve tracked down all the best deals you can buy right now. From vibrators and dildos to clitoral suction devices and male sex toys, this is a comprehensive list of where to get your rocks off for less.
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$119
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OK, story time: About seven months ago, Bird (one of my all-time favorite sex toy brands) removed the original Namii from their website. No warning, no email explaining why. There were rumors, of course, citing “legal reasons,” but that’s all I heard. After all, the drought is over. Namii 2 (an upgraded version of the original) is available not only in the birdhouse but also in Hello Nancy, too — and it’s on sale! (Side note: Hi Nancy and you have my second favorite clitoral suction toy, so it’s a great place to browse.)
Integration apps for everyone
AdultFriendFinder
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students’ choice of informal communication
Tinder
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top choice for finding hookups
Hinge
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a popular choice for regular meetings
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Namii 2 will change your life. It feels like a butterfly kissing your vulva, and you’ll never want to put it down. I can play with this toy for hours (or at least until it dies). It’s a great way to get wet before sex or enjoy yourself in the meantime for a hot sesh. Right now, you can get it for $119 (a little steep, I know, but trust me, it’s worth it).
Honorable mention
Why we love you
This is not a sex toy, but it helped me a lot before my second endometriosis surgery. If you haven’t heard of Foria, you should definitely read. This brand specializes in creating plant-based (read: cannabis) products specifically for people with pelvic pain.
Foria has helped me through many painful moments and truly helped me fall back in love with intimacy. When the company started advertising, I decided to try their Intimacy Melts with CBD, and they literally melted my pelvic and back pain enough for me to be comfortable for penetration and intimate touch in general. Right now, you can get them (and everything else on their site) for 25% off, no promo code needed.
